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abortionista:

hermiginnyharvelle:

Yooooooo someone buy me this [x]

OH MY GOD
pancakereport:

CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

(Source: theadventuresofcreepium)

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

december-whether-or-not

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

ecstasysmom:

Hearing a new song from your favorite band for the first time
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First date questions:

kendra-ardnek:

How many walkers have you killed?

How many people have you killed?

Why?

togepied:

"oh i forgot to make dinner"
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"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
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(Source: dewgongo)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

leftforbed:

Fenris: [looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office]
efr-s:

Uniform exchange JNPR
actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days
myresin:

omg